The Real Dax Shady

Dr dre and Eminem y'all killed it
Need to get that collab come on!
Ha, ha, ha! Ya know what time it is, yeah?
It's Dax! Oh my God, god, god
Ayy, yuh

Put yo thinking caps on, Dax rapping
This ain't gangsta music
Don’t start shooting if I say start clapping
New era, too much hair so I’m not cappin'
Caught lacking
Now I roll with a team of deadly assassins
(Uhh) i keep a cape inside my backpack
Then Superman that ho! When they be
Talking out they ass crack
These niggas making memes but the
Memes making Dax cash
Kevin Hart a nigga, let 'em giggle
I get last laugh
That’s right it’s calculated
Premature ejaculated
Did it by myself, no help like I masturbated
They say I’m soft, well, fuck
I’ll get castrated
Sell my balls to one of you
Haters who can’t make house payments
They full blown AIDS, they killing the youth
Infecting the hoods twisting and
Distorting the truth
Black on black crime I ain't talking a suit
Boy it ain't cool to be a
Shooter unless it’s into a hoop
So lemme breakdown societal expectations
They say that I gotta be a nigga
But don't tell me just in moderation
Nigga getting shot by the
Cops while cooperating
Women turning thots for some
Cock and an operation
Inauguration, I should be the
Second black president
Get Monica Lewinsky here to get
Rid off the evidence
Turn the whole White House
Black so the residence
Can say "my nigga" while
I’m terminating terrorists
So who made this society?
Why I gotta wave a fuckin' gun for notoriety?
Why I gotta be a fucking nigga?
When you diss me but you do real quietly and
Say it to yourself in ya head real privately

Now I’m moving they got nothing to say
I was broke down bad now I’m finding a way
Hit the lot with my team pull off in a raid
If I eat then we eat I ain't playing no games
Ayy they don’t know what to do with a nigga
They been trying to act a fool with a nigga
They don’t know what to do with a nigga
Ayy, ayy, ayy

In terms of battle rap boy
I’m batting a thousand
My career is like a hiker
I’ve been climbing a mountain
(Oh my God, you suck)
They be screaming from the bottom I be waving
From the top asking why are you shouting?
So I jump off, it’s a suicidal mission
Skydiving into mainstream, juvenile divisions
Look like a mumble rapper but
I rap with the precision
Of a stan who’s been
Listening to Eminem revisions
Bumpin' Dr dre beats with P diddy mannerisms
R kelly to the game I put
My key in it's ignition
Only difference is I’m grown and I ain't
Playing, I ain't talking, I ain't beefin'
I ain't fighting with
You motherfuckin' children
So, will the real Dax please stand up?
Then sit down again
And let the internet clown again
Karma is a bitch and anything
You put into the
Universe is going to go and come around again
So can I get an amen?
Say that shit again man
Niggas watching other niggas sorta
Like a gay man
Facts, they 'bout to make me do time for this
Track go ahead bring that beat right back
It's Dax!

Now I’m moving they got nothing to say
I was broke down bad, now I’m finding a way
Hit the lot with my team pull off in a raid
If I eat then we eat I ain't playing no games
Ayy they don’t know what to do with a nigga
They been trying to act a fool with a nigga
They don’t know what to do with a nigga
Ayy, ayy, ayy

And dear black community
I ain't trynna don’t go to anymore of
These black on black Instagram eulogies