Junkyard Society Rag

Buster
In junkyard society
We're repelled by all propriety
Humility and modesty
Good manners and sobriety

We always gulp our meat
Our coats are never neat
Alas, we lack all poise
We're full of natural noise
No pets you stroke and pat
You might as well be a cat
In junkyard society

All
Society

Buster
We are the mutual un-elite
An underclass from our head to feet
Our deeds are spiteful
our mischief pure
We got a natural disorder
for which there's no cure

Down to the junkyard
Straight to the junkyard
Step to the junkyard
society rag

Francois
That's where you're nobody's perfumed pet

Sparky
Where you can wet
where you want to wet

Ruby
Where you put charity on the shelf

Buster
The only one that you'll look out for
is you, yourself

All
Down in the junkyard
Check out the junkyard
Doin' the junkyard
society rag

Sparky
No distemper shots from the vet

Ruby
Show your temper

Sparky
Mean as you can get

All
Down at the year where we live and let

Francois
Chaos and trouble

All
Oh, we do it double

Buster
None of this play-it-safe house dog stuff
Our days are risky
Our nights are "ruff"
The peaceful life leaves us ill at ease
We're crude and loud in a crowd
And very proud of our fleas

All
Down at the junkyard
Check out the junkyard
Step to the junkyard
Straight to the junkyard
Doin' the junkyard
society rag