I Am The Walrus (Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88)

[Verse 1]
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

[Chorus]
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

[Verse 2]
Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying

[Verse 3]
Yellow-matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

[Chorus]
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

[Bridge]
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
And if the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
Nice tan

[Chorus]
I am the egg man (Now good sir, what are you?)
They are the egg men (A poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob, g'goo goo g'joob

[Verse 4]
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
The elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

[Chorus]
I am the egg man (Woo!)
They are the egg men (Woo!)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
A-goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo
Joob, joob