Stranded In The Jungle
The name of this song is "Stranded
In The Jungle" Yes, yes, yes
I crashed in the jungle while
Trying to keep a date
With my little girl who was
Back in the States
Stranded in the jungle, afraid, alone
Trying to figure a way to
Get a message back home
But how was I to know that
The wreckage of my plane
Had been picked up and spotted
And my girl in Lover's Lane?
Meanwhile, back in the States
Baby, baby, let's make romance you know
Your old-time lover hasn't got a chance
He's stranded in the jungle
Stranded as he can be
So come on pretty baby, just you and me
Meanwhile, back in the jungle
The boys in the jungle had me on the run
When something heavy hit me
Like an atomic bomb
When I woke up and my head started to clear
I had a strange feeling I was in cooking gear
I turn around and I look to see
That's when I found out they was a-cooking me
Great googa-mooga! Let me out of here!
Meanwhile, back in the States
Baby, baby, let's make romance you know
Your old-time lover hasn't got a chance
He's stranded in the jungle
Stranded as he can be
So come on pretty baby, just you and me
Meanwhile, back in the jungle
Well, I jumped out the pot
And I finally got away
Frantic with worry about what my baby'd say
So I jumped in the ocean
And I started to swim
But my chances of survival
Were getting mighty slim
So I thumbed down a whale
Who was heading my way
And I reached the States in about half a day
Now when I got to Lover's Lane
I was almost dead
But my soul was gone, and here's what I said:
Baby, baby, the man is no good
Oh baby, baby, you should have understood
You can trust me as long as I'm free
So come back pretty baby where you used to be
'Cause I love you 'Cause I love you
'Cause I love you 'Cause I love you
'Cause I love you 'Cause I love you
'Cause I love you
Awright awright awright awright now
Let's let's shift gears now and go into
Something else you you won't, you won't
Believe this, ladies and gentlemen
We're actually going to release a single
Off of this next album this
Is a song This is a song
That gives advice to the
Lovelorn, some very specific advice to the
Young gentlemen in our audience who
Definitely wanna get laid this is a
This is a virtual instruction
Booklet on how to do it okay
The name And I know you
All need some help, just from
Up here looking at ya
I know you could use some help so if
You'll If you'll follow these
Instructions carefully I'm
Sure something will happen to you the name
Of this song is "Find Her Finer"