She Is Loaded

[Intro]
She's got so much of that decimal stuff
I'll fall in love if I try hard enough

[Verse 1]
Her kisses never get better
They just get wetter and wetter
I curse the day that I met her
But she is loaded

[Verse 2]
She said that I'm daft and I know
I threw her food on the lino
She hit me, felt like a rhino
But she is loaded

[Bridge]
There was a time when she did bring me content
How she used to keep it cool
She used to give me anything I wanted
'Til she won a football pool
Now she gives me hell!

[Verse 3]
I'll sue her, try to make this stick
The fact that she is sadistic
My nose was straight 'til she kissed it
But she is loaded

[Bridge]
There was a time when she did bring me content
How she used to keep it cool
She used to give me anything I wanted
'Til she won a football pool
Now she gives me hell!

[Verse 1 Reprise]
Her kisses never get better
They just get wetter and wetter
I curse the day that I met her
But she is loaded

[Outro]
She is loaded!