When The Trickster Starts A-poking (Bordello Kind Of Guy)

As I walked into the bar
A man came up to me and said:
"You know the older you will get
The more perverted you will get"

Hey, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Optza, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij onanist?!

Be bad transvestaten? Daju danai
Or be a good zoldaten?! Optzay optzay
Yeah, give it a try, vai vai vai vai
For me, I'm just a Bordello kind of guy

Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile
Papa, I can't believe what it cost
Sily, sily oni pokidajut
So I did what I did
And it's worth what it's worth, what it's worth
Ah ha hey

When the trickster starts a-walking
He sets the whole world askew
Just when you think that it's all through
It's just a birth of something new

And when the trickster starts a-talkin' daju danaj
Who does he need to ask permission optza optzaj
Before he goes in third position? Vaj vaj vaj vaj
I guess he's just a bordello kind of guy

Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile
Papa, I can't believe what it cost
Sily, sily oni pokidajut
So I did what I did
And it's worth what it's worth, what it's worth
Ah ha hey

I walked out, out of a bar
And drove like crazy for half-mile
I was thirteen beers drunk
On houston I jumped in some trunk

We ventured on New York throughway
Where myself I heard I say:
"Shall I be classic self crasher?
Or be a good flasher

Hey, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Hey, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij onanist

Dayuda naj
Optzay optzay
Vai vai vai vai
I guess I'm just a Bordello kind of guy

Bordello kind of guy
Bordello kind of guy
Bordello kind of guy