The Regency

I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
Now I'm gonna tell you
Everything I saw

I saw a nose job
I saw a con job
I saw a heart throb
With a small knob
It was the whisperer
Who put the grab on her
I saw a white flag
I felt my throat gag

Misty is an optimist
She comes from way down low
She's sleeping with rock star
She doesn't love him though

Fuck The Regency, fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency up
Fuck The Regency, fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency up

Yeah, it's boring
Yeah, I'm snoring
Cheesy, cheesy
Queasy, pleasey

Once I was a nobody
I didn't stay too long
Like a dog or cat or bird
I sang a lusty song

Fuck The Regency, fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency up
Fuck The Regency, fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency up
Lead the victims in to the stadium
Fill the cold parking lot
Girl who once believed winks and spreads her knees
Fuck The Regency up

Satan is hiring
Ah, but Satan is tiring
No laughs, no fucking chance
No laughs at all

Fuck The Regency, fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency up
Fuck The Regency, fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency up
Feeling murderous toward a journalist
Laugh it up, laugh it up
Fuck The Regency, fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency up
Fuck The Regency
Fuck The Regency
Fuck
Fuck

Fuck
I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
While I'm alive, uncompromised
I'm stepping out the door
The door