Alakazam

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Who's that joker man stabbin’ you deep
And have your spilled blood flowin' like a babbling creek?
It's Violent J, the motherfuckin’ red neck killer
Pick ‘em up and rip they body in half, like a gorilla
‘Cause I'm out there like a scream in the night
I juggle dead kitty cats and dance naked in the moonlight
Wicked Clowns, forever in the shadows
And I'm taking that head off that neck of yours
Baby bubba, a bubba bang, alakaboo
I got a hatchet with a blade of fire, runnin' at you
I'm out the Southwest gutter- scrubby, nerdy, and nutty
So fuck your old money, get your throat bloody makin' fun of me
Get on! Crows watch me up on the wires
I caught one and pulled its fuckin' beak off with some pliers
And I can dance to the sound of bodies rottin' underground
And if you hear it too, dance with the clown. Come on, alakazam

[Chorus]
Black magic, this wickedry
I love to let it get a grip on me
Let me be the first to get the word to you
I’m gonna murder you, one for the darkness
(Alakazam) Black magic, this wickedry
I love to let it get a grip on me
Let me be the first to get the word to you
I’m gonna murder you one for the darkness
(Alakazam)

[Verse 2: Violent J]
I slide in through your window like a snake at night
And then all through your family home and take what I like
And if you wake up, you fallin' back asleep for good *laughing*
You met Shaggs, a killer in paint and gang rags
Ninjutsu, all up the walls like Spider-Man
Give me a lighter and a gas can, this town’s on fire
And I got knives in my boots. I kick like Jet Li
I put holes in your cheeks, and they can't even catch me *roar*
Fuck fallin' in love. I chainsaw bitches
All the loves of my life, I left ‘em buried in ditches
And I gets my boogie on, boogie bang to the beat
I'll blow the brains out your head and spread ‘em all in the street
I’m a magician. Six cards appear in the flesh
Show's over, and now the Witch is there on your chest
They got you runnin' through the darkness just as fast as you can
Like, god damn, alakazam, damn, alakazam

[Chorus]
Black magic, this wickedry
I love to let it get a grip on me
Let me be the first to get the word to you
I'm gonna murder you. One for the darkness
(Alakazam) Black magic, this wickedry
I love to let it get a grip on me
Let me be the first to get the word to you
I'm gonna murder you. One for the darkness
(Alakazam)

[Verse 3: Violent]
Bam, bam, fire I throw
I set your fuckin' back on fire, cut and wire your throat
Bloody fingers, I didn't do it ‘less I got away
I gives a fuck about my soul in Hell; I let it rot away
I live to die, and how I die is totally up to me
I kidnap somebody's mama, hung her dead from a tree
Call me crazy or call me nothing; I don't give a fuck
Because I'm walking with the Witch, and I don't need a second look, holy shit, y'all

[Samples]
Oh, Jesus
Oh, dear Jesus
Oh Lord
Hoioi. Hoioi. Rrrr. Hrrr
Jongongongongongongong
Yes, Lord
I'm learnin' ‘is quick prayer
Teach it to all you really quickly
Okie dokie, Lord
Lord, I love it, Lord
Thank you, Father, for more of the heavy
Weighty
Drunken
Glory in this house today
Hoioioi. Hoioioi?
You know, Isaiah 35, it says you will be overtaken by joy
That means taken over by joy
That means...