The Greatest Show

[Intro:]
We've got funhouses, murder-go-rounds
House of horrors, and wax museums
Tunnels of love, terror wheels
House of mirrors and killing fields

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Aaah shit!
Dum biddy bum
I'm Violent J and I fucked your mom
And I'm leadin' this spectacle in your town
We got magic and voodoo and wicked clowns
Some people don't like these juggalos
You can take these nuts and juggle those
If you're scared, sleep with your parents under the covers
I'll axe all three of you mothafuckas
We got bitches with bearded faces
Hunchback acrobatic mental cases
Serial murderin' psychopathics
And little red men with little hatchets, chop!!!
In Detroit, we don't Blood or Crip
But that don't mean I won't bitch smack that lip
We got folk love, people love, down since birth
Welcome to the greatest show on earth

[Chorus:] (x2)
Everyone come see the greatest show
(Invite everybody that you know)
Come and be down with the clown
(Give it to me)
(The magical Dark Carnival's in town)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'm Shaggy the clown and I don't give fucks
I push old ladies out in front of Mac trucks
I pick your daughter up, whenever I need
Drop her off in the morning smelling like weed
Fuck Gene Simmons and his drunk ass clique
And every other rock band that stole my shit
We's real juggalos, with the dead we dance
And I'll kick your ass through your leather pants
I'mma wizard, I throw wicked hexes
And made your nutsack bigger than Texas
And as you cry how fragile it gets
I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch
I'm a circus sideshow, Faygo boozer
So fuck video shows and Lollapalooza
We come from a world far under the dirt
To bring you the greatest show on earth, bitch!

Chorus: x2

Violent J:
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody

[Verse 3:Violent J & Shaggy 2 dope]
(Violent J)-
Legz Diamond strikes on the chosen chord
Mike Clark puts it all through his ouija board
Me and Shaggy recite the forbidden passes
That tell you they comin' for them bitch asses

(Shaggy 2 Dope)-
How can you tell if they're out to get ya?
Look in the mirror, see a clown there wit ya
First you see him, next second he's gone
That can only mean that it won't be long

(Violent J)-
We ain't trippin', I'm still keepin' it real
I put triple gold Daytons on Ferris wheels
Strap my coffin up to 'em and roll
You can tell I'm comin', cause I shake the floor!

(Shaggy 2 Dope)-
Tell your bitch ass mama she can suck my dick
If she got some kind of problem with my shit (Bitch)
Nothin' can stop us, nothing'll work
And now witness the greatest show on earth!
(Motherfucker!!)

Chorus: x2

Violent J:
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody

(Chorus until end)