Married in London
Janis Ian
[Verse 1]
We're married in London
But not in New York
Spain says we're Kosher
The States say we're pork
We wed in Toronto
The judge said "Amen"
And when we got home
We were single again
[Verse 2]
It's hard being married
And living in sin
Sometimes I forget
Just which state I am in
Thank God I'm not Catholic
I'd be a mess
Trying to figure out
What to confess
[Verse 3]
My passport in Sweden
Says I've got a wife
Amsterdam tells me
I'm partnered for lifе
But back in America
Land of the free
I'm a threat to
Thе national security
[Verse 4]
If I were a frog
Here is what I would say—
It's hard being green
It's hard being gay
But love has no color
And hearts have no sex
So love where you can
And fuck all the rest
[Outro]
Thank you.