I Mess Up Everything I Get My Hands On

Oh

Had the keys to her front door
I could come and go anytime I please
But I started bringin' other
Women in her home
So she made me give her back her keys
Even had access to her fine car
And I could ride around in
Style all over town
But I started ridin' around other
Women in her car
And she took it and put my feet on the ground

So I was thinkin' about
Goin' to this surgeon
And have them cut my hands off
Down to my wrist bone

'Cause it seems like, oh Lord, huh
I mess up everything
Mess up everything I get my hands on
I mess it up, ha hoo, I guess you can call
Me the world's biggest goof-off
'Cause it seems like I mess up
Everything I get my hands on
Mess it up, I mess it up oh, hah!

Anything I wanted to eat, boys, ha ha
From a t-bone to the finest caviar
Started bringin' other women home for dinner
Now she won't buy me the caviar
I had a king-sized bed to sleep in
She changed the sheets and
Pillow cases everyday
She walked in on me makin'
Love to a little woman
Now I ain't got nowhere to stay, hey!

I was thinkin' 'bout goin' to this surgeon
And let them cut my hands off
Down to my wrist bone

'Cause it seems like, oh Lord
I mess up everything
Mess up everything I get my hands on
I mess it up hoo, I guess you can call
Me the world's biggest goof-off
'Cause it seems like, ha
I mess up everything I get my hands on
I mess it up, I mess it up
I goof it off, I mess it up, ha

Can't seem to hold it
Can't seem to hold it
Gon' get these hands cut off
Down to the bone, ha
I mess up everything I get these hands on
Somehow I drop it, somehow I lose it, hey
Somehow I drop it, somehow I lose it, hey
What's wrong with me that I can't hold on?
What's wrong with me that I can't hold on?