Corona Corona

Corona cancelled weddings, jobs, and now the airlines
So I bought enough Charmin till I turn 99
I'm working from home and am taking a chance
It's the first casual Friday that I've shown up with no pants.

Now the NBc won't play anymore games
Corona the first thing to stop King Lebron James
We're all scared of touching want to run and hide
Pastors are now saying you may fist bump the Bride

Corona Corona, oh why won't leave us alone-a alone-a
I've never been this scared before
If I get quarantined in here and locked inside this house
I'll have to do the unthinkable and get to know my spouse

We're living in fear, as we obey the rules
Kids say it's too risky to attend homeschool
Corona Caught Tom Hanks that's no fun
I wish somebody told him Run Forest Run

Drug dealers on the corner are starting to sell.
Dime baggies that are filled with little squirts of Purell
I wish there was CBD toilet paper around
Cuz then everybody would calm their booties down.

Corona Corona, oh why won't leave us alone-a alone-a
I've never been this scared before
If I get quarantined in here and locked inside this house
I'll have to do the unthinkable and get to know my spouse

Let's all stand together or else we'll fall apart
Corona wants our lungs but it could never take our hearts
So grab the one you love and put away your phone-ial
Cuz nine months from now we'll be birthing Coronials

Corona Corona, Oh why won't leave us alone-a alone-a
I've never been this scared before
If I get quarantined in here and locked inside this house
I'll have to do the unthinkable and get to know my spouse