Deception

[Verse 1]
Mary had a little lamb, was full of fun and frollicks
Deception
He jumped across a barbed wire fence and tore off half his
Deception

[Chorus]
Deception time and I'm feeling fine
Grab your woman and drink some wine
Deception

[Verse 2]
Hey diddle dumpling my son John goes to bed with a night cap on
Deception
It's ever so small but it does the job and give the best protection
Deception

[Chorus]
Deception time and I'm feeling fine
Grab your woman and drink some wine
Dеception

[Verse 3]
Old King Cole was a merry old soul and was always full of glee
Dеception
He likes his golf and he always had a few holes after tea
Deception

[Chorus]
Deception time and I'm feeling fine
Grab your woman and drink some wine
Deception

[Verse 4]
Hickory dickery dickery dock a little mouse went up my
Deception
He ran out of luck when he reached the top and made a bad landing on his
Deception
One time

[Chorus]
Deception time and I'm feeling fine
Grab your woman and drink some wine
Deception

[Outro]
Rip it up! Rip it up! Rip it up!
Oooh, (*inhale*) ah...
Oooh, (*inhale*) oohhhh...
Deception
Deception, erection!
Ha ha
Deception
Rip it up!
That's it!