Oh, She Is a Big Girl Now
[Chorus]
Oh, she is a big girl now
Yeah, she is a big girl now
She's got big and we know how
Oh, she is a big girl now
[Verse 1]
There's a girl, lives down our street
Who's hardly ever seen her feet
Never says no and in it goes
And she grows and grows and grows
[Chorus]
Oh, she is a big girl now
Yeah, she is a big girl now
She's got big and we know how
Oh, she is a big girl now
[Verse 2]
She never listened to mum's advice
That's why she is twice her size
Knows it's naughty but thinks it's nice
So she has to pay the price
[Chorus]
Oh, she is a big girl now
Yeah, she is a big girl now
She's got big and we know how
Oh, she is a big girl now
[Verse 3]
They tried to stop her by giving pills
But she said it's how I feels
The doctor tries to do his stuff
But she just can't get enough
[Chorus]
Oh, she is a big girl now
Yeah, she is a big girl now
She's got big and we know how
Oh, she is a big girl now
[Verse 4]
Some young girls like staying thin
But this young girl likes stuffing it in
When she walks she's like a jelly
With the swelling in her belly
[Chorus]
Oh, she is a big girl now
Yeah, she is a big girl now
She's got big and we know how
Oh, she is a big girl now
[Verse 5]
In the end she was locked away
She got out and had to pay
I'm sorry mum, what can I do
It's the thing I like to do
[Chorus]
Oh, she is a big girl now
Yeah, she is a big girl now
She's got big and we know how
Oh, she is a big girl now
[Outro]
Well in the end we had to take a really firm attitude with this bird. She wouldn't stop eating. She kept stuffing herself with fish and chips, Chinese dinners, curry, goat, yams, patties, ah, everything imaginable. And she was swelling up to some fantastic size. Now let this be a lesson to all you birds out there listening out there in Dreadland. If you eat like this you're gonna go off bang