Aeroplane Jane

We said goodbye, I boarded at Gate 9
You phoned again, while I stood there in the line
She gave me a hand and showed me to my seat
Alas, woe is me, no place for my feet

Quietly I go insane
On this lonely aeroplane
Everybody looks the same
On a lonely aeroplane
And the strange man next to me
Don't say 'scuse me when he sneeze
Someone come and save me please
I think that he just cut the cheese

You're a million miles away
And I miss you so today
Quietly I go insane
As I am lonely

Aeroplane Jane
Aeroplane Jane
Aeroplane Jane's gone insane

As I lose sense of reality
You are still my only memory
As I lose a
As I lose a sense-a of-a-a reality
As I lose a
As I lose a sense-a of-a

'Cause I'm about to go insane
On this lonely aeroplane
Everybody looks the same
On a lonely aeroplane
And the in-flight magazines
Advertise washing machines
All your clothing stays pristine
When you wash with a machine (When you wash with a machine)

You're a million miles away
And I miss you so today
Quietly I go insane
'Cos I am lonely

Aeroplane Jane
Aeroplane Jane
Aeroplane Jane's gone insane

They serve the coffee and they serve the tea (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Strange man don't say thank you, don't say please (Hey, hey, hey, hey)

K-k-keep keep keep going
B-b-beep beep beep Boeing
K-k-keep keep keep going
B-b-beep beep beep Boeing

K-k-keep keep keep going
B-b-beep beep beep Boeing
K-k-keep keep keep going
B-b-beep beep beep Boeing

You're a million miles away (K-k-keep keep keep going)
And I miss you so today (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing)
Quietly I go insane (K-k-keep keep keep going)
On this lonely aeroplane (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing)

You're a million miles away (K-k-keep keep keep going)
And I miss you so today (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing)
Quietly I go insane (K-k-keep keep keep going)
On this lonely aeroplane (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing)