I Learned How to Make Love from the Movies

I learned how to make love from the movies
Catch me waitressin' up Ruby Tuesday’s
Says he wants to buy me and a white milkshake
I’ll serve you up a special
Side of heartbreak

Betty Lou’s working down at the Friendly’s
Met a millionaire while she
Was serving him pancakes
She served your baby a coke and
Went outside for a smoke
Before you kiss the alligator don’t
Ask to see him later

I learned how to make love from the movies
Catch me waitressin' up Ruby Tuesday’s
Says he wants to buy me and a white milkshake
I’ll serve you up a
Special side of heartbreak

She said Lana Ray you gotta do what I say
My man’s sending his buddy Ray over your way
He knows you’re bad to the bone
And that you never come home
But he saw you in a picture and
He really wants to meet ya
So if you see him just do what I say
I said okay

I learned how to make love from the movies
Catch me waitressin up Ruby Tuesday’s
Says he wants to buy me and a white milkshake
I’ll serve you up a
Special side of heartbreak

He’s my rodeo king and I’m his Alabama
Diamond horseshoe ring and I know how my
Man likes it, likes it, likes it, likes it