Meet Me at the Labyrinth Plinth

[Chorus]
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
We're gonna leave the bull behind
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
For the best drinking you'll never find

[Verse]
That man, did he just string you along
Spinning you a yarn or a line?
What's left when three rights make a wrong?
Darlin', have some fruit of the vine
Out of spirits or crème d'menthe?
Life is cruel to the 'nth'
Why not try the Labyrinth?
Oh yeah! Ah-huh-huh!

[Chorus]
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
We're gonna leave the bull behind
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
For the best drinking you'll never find

[Verse]
Medusa brought a statue along
Carrying a base and guitar
Set up with an amp and a song
Galatea's rocking the bar
Out of spirits or crème d'menthe?
Life is cruel to the 'nth'
We're singing at the Labyrinth
Oh yeah! Ah-huh-huh!

[Chorus]
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
We're gonna leave the bull behind
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
For the best drinking you'll never find

[Verse]
He left when you had fallen asleep
You'd pitied him and gave him a clew
"Get lost," you said when he came to weep
Darlin', to your vino be true
Out of spirits or crème d'menthe?
Life is cruel to the 'nth'
But how 'bout that Labyrinth?
Oh yeah! Ah-huh-huh!

[Chorus]
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
We're gonna leave the bull behind
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
For the best drinking you'll never find

[Chorus/Outro]
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
We're gonna leave the bull behind
Meet me at the Labyrinth Plinth
For the best drinking you'll never find
For the best drinking you'll never find
For the best drinking you'll never find