Where Do All the Women Go To?

You got some speed
As a means to make the night go quicker
I said "Thanks, I'll stick with bitter"
"That's all i need"

So we got them in
Failed at finding friendly faces
Ended up in the same old place
And then you said to me

You said "Where do all the women go to?"
I said, "Well, if i knew"
"I certainly wouldn't be sitting here with you"

And as years go by
In a sea of beer we're sailing, wearing hair that lets the rain
Failing, though we try

To find out where the women go to
And if I ever knew
I forgot it while I was sitting here with you

We used to play at being playboys
Like a team we have a code
So we'd know there'd be no need for feeling guilty
If we left half the playboys on his own

And when it worked
When you fell in love and fell away from
Pump & Tap and Ox and Charlotte
It was always going to hurt

Because when you found out where the women go to
I guess i always knew
That it would spell the end of sitting here with you