Bruces
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Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger
For the bottle hobbes was fond of his dram
And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself
Is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed