Witch burning

- We have found a witch may we burn her?
- Burn her!
- How do you know she is a witch?
- She looks like one - Bring her forward
- I am not a witch
- But you are dressed as one
- They dressed me up like this - We didn't!
- And this isn't my nose it's a false one
- Well? - Well, we did do the nose
- The nose? - And the hat but she is a witch
- Burn her!
- Did you dress her up like this? - No
- Yes - Yes, a bit she has got a wart
- What makes you think she is a witch?
- Well, she turned me into a newt - A newt?
- I got better - Burn her anyway
- Burn her!
- Quiet! There are ways of telling
Whether she is a witch
- Are there? What are they? Tell us
- Tell me, what do you do with witches?
- Burn them!
- What do you burn apart from witches?
- More witches! - Wood
- So, why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!
- So
How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
- Build a bridge out of her
- Can you not also make bridges of stone?
- Oh, yeah - Does wood sink in water?
- No - It floats
- Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water? - Bread
- Apples - Very small rocks
- Cider - Cherries
- Gravy - Mud
- Churches - Lead
- A duck! - Exactly
So, logically
- If she weighs the same as a duck
She's made of wood - And, therefore
- A witch! - A witch!

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Wann wurde das Lied “Witch burning” von Monty Python veröffentlicht?
Das Lied Witch burning wurde im Jahr 1975, auf dem Album “The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail” veröffentlicht.

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