Asshole

[Intro]
One, two, three, four!

[Chorus 1]
I am an asshole, yes I am
And I'm gonna hurt you
I am a wanker, yes I know
And I'll never change
I am a sick man, yes I am
And I will desert you
I am a bastard and I know
I won't rearrange

[Verse 1]
You don't have to run
I have just begun
You don't have to run
I have just begun

You don't have to run!
I have just begun!
You don't have to run!
I have just begun!

[Chorus 2]
I am an asshole, yes I am
And you will be sorry
I am a wanker, yes I know
And I want you dead
I am a sick man, yes I am
And I won't be sorry
I am a bastard and I know
That I won't be sad

[Verse 2]
You don't have to cry
Love is just a lie
You don't have to cry
Love is just a lie

You don't have to cry!
Love is just a lie!
You don't have to cry!
Love is just a lie!

[Bridge]
And when I look at you
It's like the lion looks at the ram
And when I'm touching you
It's like the devil touching the lamb
And when I'm kissing you
It's like the serpent kissing the bun
And when I'm loving you
It's like the winter loving the sun

[Chorus 3]
I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me?
I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me?
I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me?
I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me?

I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me? Kill me!
I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me? Kill me!
I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me? Kill me!
I am an asshole, yes I am
So why don't you kill me? Kill me!