Questions for Assorted Lunatics

"People often ask me about the voices on
Dark Side i was trying to gather
Audio snippets to mix into segues on
Dark Side rather than interviewing people
I came up with the idea
Of writing a series of
Questions on cards the cards would
Be in a stack
On a conductors stand in front of a mike
We would scour Abbey Road Studios
For willing guinea pigs
Bring them to the studio, sit them down
Roll tape and then ask them to
Respond to each card in order

As I recall, the first card
Was something irrelevant and innocuous
Like "What’s your favourite colour?" and the
Last was the more enigmatic
"What do you think of The
Dark Side Of The Moon?"

I can’t remember the ones in between
Except for: Are you afraid of dying?
When were you last violent?
Were you in the right?
Do you ever think you’re going mad?
If so why?

End of Story"