16 Bar Challenge

I was born with a dictionary stuck in my head
A walkin'
Talkin' thesaurus filling rappers with dread
But when I kill them they respect me
Like the day of the dead
My lyrics hit them so hard
It makes the corpses erect

The Terminator, Schwarzenegger, hot potato
Gladiator room-shaker, tomb rider
Darth Vader with the saber fuckin' pagans
I spray them with rayguns
That resign like Reagan
I'm Ronald McDonald, the Big Mac with bacon

Blatant, I'm killing the scene
Rhyme schemes far catchier than COVID-19
I stay topical
Yet old school when spitting on beat
So I hit like Tyson Fury but I move like Ali

I'm the greatest who's the greatest?
So elevate me on your playlist
Like escalators a sick puppy, I'm a sadist
A 50 Shadies, like Slim Shady had a
Baby with Curtis Jackson
And named it fifty-shades, get it?

My flow is diabetic
So sugar don't forget it
I am the surgeon medic
No need for anesthetic
I'll be the alphabetic cyborg
I'm cybernetic i'll make it so poetic just
So you don't forget it

And you don't really wanna fuck with me
I grab a rapper by his nuts and squeeze
Oh Renny boy you're such a fuckin' tease