All Black and Hairy

Last night I was digging in the cemetery
Up jumps a man all black and hairy

Well he looked at me with his beady red eyes
And I'm telling you I got quite a surprise

As I looked at him my legs turned to lead
As the monster reared his ugly head

With mud and worms hanging from his back
He outstretched his arms and his bones gave a crack

It was then that I realized it was time to go
So I dropped my shovel and sprang to my toes

I raced through the cemetery with great speed
But he was right there behind me, wanting to feed
To feed!

It was then that I tripped, stumbled, and fell
He screamed past me, heading for Hell
I crawled on my graveyard hands and knees
I got to the wall, I knew I was free
Free!

And now that I'm safe and in the street
It's taught me a lesson about digging deep
And now at home I cannot sleep

'Cause I'm always frightened of what I might meet
Yes I'm always frightened of what I might meet
Well I'm always frightened of what I might meet
Yes I'm always frightened of what I might meet
I'm always frightened of what I might
Aaaaaaggghh!