Monster in Black Tights

My monster in black tights
You've got the kind of blood that I likes
I remember the day you dragged me away
And left me on a barbed wire fence
(It tickled!)

My monster in black tights
You've got the kind of eye that I likes
With a wrinkled up chin where the worms have been
You make me wanna hold you tight

Oh I love to see you hopping along
What else could he do with three legs?
Oh it may seem ever so wrong
I like you best when you're in your vest

My monster in black tights
You're everything a freak like I likes
And if you say you won't run away
I'll untie your chains today

Oh I love to see you hopping along
I've got three legs too!
Oh it may seem ever so wrong
I like you best when you're in your vest

My monster in black tights
You're everything a freak like I likes
And if you say you won't run away
I'll untie your chains today

And I'll feed you dear
And I'll take your cage away
Come on my dear, my hideous little monster
Let's go walking in the graveyard
Come on! Walking! Come on, my dear!
This way, you hideous little thing, you