Ass Swell

[Intro]
There’s a cunt up my ass

[Verse 1]
I was picked up on the streets
It was a huge mistake
Turned them into
A red velvet cake
Naked circle
Quarter of an inch
Half-inch fiber
Half of a fiver

[Refrain]
Soggy balls
Soggy balls
Soggy balls
Soggy balls

[Verse 2]
Feeling dizzy after drinking
Cyanide off the sidewalk
Late night promenade
With a schizophrenic drunkard
Regarding the fact
That I hate small talk
My ass swells as soon as
I start doing summer salts

[Bridge]
Shaking like a fever
Dancing like a cunt
Fucking like a whore
Rocking like a dead man
Screaming like a small child
Drinking like an redneck
Fucking like a douchebag
Sucking like a pornstar

[Chorus]
Where is my frame
For my photograph
Where I am on fire
Inside of a huge tire?
Where is my frame
For my photograph
Where I am on fire
Inside of a huge tire?

[Outro]
Where is my frame (Enough!)
For my photograph (Enough!)
Where I am on fire (Enough!)
Inside of a huge tire? (Enough!)
Where is my frame (Enough!)
For my photograph (Enough!)
Where I am on fire (Enough!)
Inside of a huge tire? (Enough!)