Seasoning

[Verse 1]
All I got
Is a T-Shirt
On my birthday
It was shit
All I got
Is some socks
Anacrusis, on a cruise
There’s a man from Brusy
His name was Symon
And he got me some breweries

[Verse 2]
I’m a kill machine
I’m a fuck machine
I’m a broken transformer
I’m a sad bomber
I’m a dead prostitute
I’m a tired driver
I’m a thirsty barman
I’m a circumcised explosion

[Bridge]
Should you question my sanity?

[Verse 3]
I’m a cumming toaster
Rollercoaster
I’m a cunning oyster
Roaster
Quesadillas with seasoning
Reasoning
Nachos with crumble
Bumble Bee

[Refrain]
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[Chorus]
Listen
Piss him
Hiss them
Rinse them
That’s all
It’s cold
On hold
Text is bold

[Verse 4]
All I got
Is a T-Shirt
On my birthday
It was shit
All I got
Is some socks
Anacrusis, on a cruise
There’s a man from Brusy
All I got
Is a guitar
On Christmas
At least it was good
All I got
Is some pedals
I am gambling, rumbling
There’s a man from Dublin

[Outro]
His name was Cathal
And he had a younger brother
They looked alike
Let’s go hiking