The Date I Tried To Leave [Rehearsal Version]

I took it to the roller rink
I took it to the thirteen coins
And I bought you some fuzzy drinks
With a lime and a twist and shit
And you got the skipper's platter
So, drop trou for me, you bitch
Drop trou for me you hair-sprayed whore
Drop trou for me you fucking bore
Your mother said you'd do it
Your brother gave me permission