Special Olympics

Watch them run
Watch them fall
Watch them try to catch a ball

olympics, at the special olmypics.
watch them laugh, watch them drool,
watch them fall into the pool
thats diving
at them special olympics.

and i know, full well
that i will burn in hell
but those guys playin wheel chair basketball has got to be one of the funniest freakin things I've ever seen in my life
at the special olympics.

VERSE 2

Kid with downs wins the race
Even though he stood in place
olympics....at the special olympics.

Around his neck, gold medals hung
resting on his giant tounge
olympics, at the special olympics.
but I kid when I sing
cuz these games are a beautiful thing

ok i am really just avoiding karma
cuz i know my kids may be born crippled and blind and until i am retired i will have to spend all of my time.
at the special olympics.

"i feel, i feel so guilty about this."
"and as u should!"