That Ain’t Realistic

That ain't realistic
That ain't likely
Just [a]
Trick I play on myself almost nightly
Oh no

That ain't realistic
That ain't gonna happen
This ain't the movies
My shoes aren't a-tappin'
Oh no

That ain't realistic
That ain't likely
Thrown down cold but I'm
Holdin' on tightly
Oh

'Cause I ain't realistic
Guess I'm a dreamer
My mother was a romantic
My father was a schemer

We got enough of those around here
Don't need another one

But if you're in the market for a future millionaire
Or prodigal son
Well look no further
You're lookin' at one
Oh

That ain't realistic
You must be jokin'
Oh no
I'd like a bit of what you've been a-smokin'

That ain't realistic
You must have lost it
Or left it behind
Dropped it or tossed it
Oh no

That ain't realistic
That ain't likely
Thrown down cold but I'm
Askin' you nicely

I ain't realistic
Guess I'm a loser
Live my life a beggar
Gonna die a chooser

That ain't realistic
But who really wants to be?