Franklin Pierce

[Verse 1: Andy Bean]
Woah, didn't he wander
The streets of Concord
And wasn't he dizzy
Dizzy with beer

[Verse 2: Andy Bean]
Oh, y'know, there ain't
There ain't nothin' funny
About the death
Of Franklin Pierce

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, the Lord gave him three children
And he took 'em all away
Struck two down with typhus
And crushed one beneath a train
That's why he filled the white house up with tears
Oh, there ain't nothin' funny 'bout the death of Franklin Pierce

[Verse 3: Andy Bean]
In old New Hampshire
You can hear the laughter
Every time he came nеar

[Verse 2: Andy Bean]
But, 'yknow, there ain't
Therе ain't nothin' funny
About the death
Of Franklin Pierce

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, when you're all alone and your money's gone
And your whole family's dead
Sit back and have another drink, Mr. President
'Cuz ain't that, every good man's fear
Oh, there ain't nothin' funny 'bout the death of Franklin Pierce

[Break: Both]
[Non-Lyrical Singing]

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 1: Andy Bean and Both]
Woah, didn't he wander, didn't he wander
The streets of Concord, the streets of Concord
And wasn't he dizzy, wasn't he dizzy
Dizzy with beer, dizzy with beer

[Verse 2: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, y'know, there ain't, oh there ain't
Nothin' funny, ain't nothin' funny
About the death, 'bout the death
Of Franklin Pierce, Franklin Pierce

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, when you're all alone and your money's gone
And your whole family's dead
Sit back and have another drink, Mr. President
'Cuz ain't that, every good man's fear
Oh, there ain't nothin' funny 'bout the death of Franklin Pierce

[Outro: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, there ain't nothin' funny 'bout the death of Franklin Pierce
Oh, there ain't nothin' funny 'bout the death of Franklin