Prime Numbers

[Intro: Andy Bean]
Good evening, we're the Two Man Gentleman Band from New York City!
C’mon friend

[Verse 1: Andy Bean and Fuller Condon]
Last night (Last night)
As my baby (As my baby)
Was sleepin' inside her bed
I took a tape (Took a tape)
Measure to her (Measure to her)
Oh, just to see what it read

[Verse 2: Andy Bean and Fuller Condon]
Said thirty-seven (Thirty-seven)
'Round her bosom (’Round her bosom)
And twenty-nine around her waist
Said thirty-seven (Thirty-seven)
Around her hips ('Round her hips)
And I began to celebrate

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
My baby's got priiime numbers
Oh, prime numbers, ooh-wee
That means she's only divisible by one
And that one's gonna be me

[Verse 3: Andy Bean and Fuller Condon]
I once knew (I once knew)
A girl in New York City (Girl in New York City)
She had nice rounded curvy hips
But I took a look (Took a look)
At her brassiere (Her brassiere)
And it said the number thirty-six

[Verse 4: Andy Bean and Fuller Condon]
It was then (It was then)
My heart was broke (Heart was broke)
For I knew she wouldn't be all mine
I'd have to split (Have to split)
Her up with other fellas
Two, three, four, six, twelve, eighteen, or nine

[Interlude: Andy Bean]
Thank you, those are the factors of thirty-six in a song
We're the only- we’re the only band that does that, yeah
And thus

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
She didn’t have priiime numbers
Prime numbers, ooh-wee
But my baby's only divisible by one
And that one’s gonna be me

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
My baby's got priiime numbers
Oh, prime numbers, ooh-wee
That means she's only divisible by one
And that one's gonna be me

Oh, my baby’s got priiime numbers
Prime numbers, ooh-wee
That means she's only divisible by one
And that one's gonna be me