I Can Help the Next in Line

[Verse 1: John Linnell]
I can help the next in line
Have you been with us before?
I can help the next in line
I don't think I like your tone

[Chorus: John Linnell]
I am going to have to ask you now
To take a walk with me
Put your hands where I can see them
I will need to see ID

[Verse 2: John Linnell]
I can help the next in line
Do we have a problem here?
I can help the next in line
If you would walk this way, we'll settle this now

[Instrumental]

[Outro: John Linnell, (John Flansburgh)]
Have you been with us in the past? (Have you been with us in the past?)
I can help the next one in line (I can help the next one in line)
I don't think that I like your tone (I don't think that I like your tone)
I can help the next one in line (I can help)