Intro to ‘Warm Beer and Cold Women’

This is about a um...I'd kinda reached the end of an emotional cul-de-sac one particular evening um
It's a strange sort of evening, I ending up at a little fine old place called 'The Three little Pigs'
Well I was staring at the beer nuts and the swizzle sticks and the
The three little pigs and I was getting a lot of visual and verbal insubordination
From a double knit character in the corner