Transylvanian Xmas

Christmas is coming
I'm getting fat
Cruising through town in a black Cadillac
I remember when i gave you your first bat
Its the time to bring that feeling back

I wanna Transylvanian Christmas
Like the ones we had back home
I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh
Beneath the mistletoe
Because I'm homesick for the old country
And it never seems to snow around here
I wanna Transylvanian Christmas
This year

So Santa Claus is coming round tonight
When he gets to my house he's gonna get a fright

It's not that I'm a sick sadistic creep
It's just that I'm so excited i can't sleep
I wanna Transylvanian Christmas
Like the ones we had back home
I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh
Beneath the mistletoe
Because I'm homesick for the old country
And it never seems to snow around here
I wanna Transylvanian Christmas
This year