Home on the Range

Ooo
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Not cantaloupe, Alvin
Antelope

Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Alvin
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Now look, Alvin
Before you start singing again
The right word is antelope
That's an animal, like a deer
A cantaloupe is something you eat

Well, I'm hungry!
Never mind now
Sing!

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Will you cut it out?
It's antelope!

Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Wait a minute
Where are you fellas going?
We're gonna get us a cantaloupe
That's a deer little something to eat

Now that's not what I said
I said an antelope is a deer little animal that you have for breakfa...
I mean, I said a cantaloupe is something you eat like a deer
What I'm trying....