Please mom, you ground me all the time
I know that I was right all along
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun
You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Shit dad, please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed at least one time
Can I blame it on one of my dumb friends?
It's been awhile since I've have used that line
You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
For something new (for something new)
And yesterday (and yesterday)
I thought of you (I thought of you)
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Alright
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Hey uh Mark
What, what the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of
"Hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this
Hey look at- look at how I make it bigger if I rub it
Look at this, hey Mark come here"
No seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark
I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that
I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps
That-that's what you say, that's what you say
If your parents ever catch you
"I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off"
You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago?
'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it
Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it
'Cause otherwise we'll play it twice
Yeah, you bastards, song goes like this
Please mom, you ground me all the time
お願いだママ、あんたはいつも俺を拘束して
I know that I was right all along
俺がずっと正しかったって知ってんだぜ
And I'm hoping
それから、望んでる
Remember I'm a kid
俺がガキだってことを忘れないって
I know not what I did
自分が何をしたかなんてわからない
Just having fun
ただ楽しんでいた
You couldn't wait for something new
あんたは新しいものを待つことができなかった
And yesterday I thought of you
そして昨日、あんたのことを考えた
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
それは自分が離れるられなかったって思わせて
It's too late, I fell through
遅すぎたんだ、間に落ちたんだ
Nothing to lose
何も失うものはない
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
家事をすべて終えて出かけた少年
Nothing to do
やることがない
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
1回失敗してるから奴らに信用されないんだ
Shit dad, please don't kick my ass
クソ親父、ケツを蹴らないでくれ
I know I've seen you trashed at least one time
あんたが最低1回はベロベロになったのを見たことあるぜ
Can I blame it on one of my dumb friends?
馬鹿なダチのせいにしていいかな?
It's been awhile since I've have used that line
この台詞を使うのは久しぶりだ
You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
あんたは待つことができなかった (待つことができなかった)
For something new (for something new)
新しいものを (新しいものを)
And yesterday (and yesterday)
そして昨日 (昨日)
I thought of you (I thought of you)
あんたのことを考えた (あんたのことを考えた)
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
それは自分が離れるられなかったって思わせて
It's too late, I fell through
遅すぎたんだ、間に落ちたんだ
Nothing to lose
何も失うものはない
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
家事をすべて終えて出かけた少年
Nothing to do
やることがない
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
1回失敗してるから奴らに信用されないんだ
Alright
まあな
Nothing to lose
何も失うものはない
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
家事をすべて終えて出かけた少年
Nothing to do
やることがない
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
1回失敗してるから奴らに信用されないんだ
Hey uh Mark
おい uh マーク
What, what the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of
何だ、何が望みだトム? もううんざりだ
"Hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this
「おい マーク、なあおい マーク、おい マーク これを見てくれ
Hey look at- look at how I make it bigger if I rub it
見てみろ、こう擦れば大きくなるんだぜ
Look at this, hey Mark come here"
見てみろマーク こっちだ」
No seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark
マジで、マーク、おい、おいマーク
I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that
オナニーしてたわけじゃないんだ、そんなのやったことねえぜ
I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps
自分の睾丸に変なふくらみがないか調べてたんだ
That-that's what you say, that's what you say
それはお前が言ってることだろ、そう言ってろ
If your parents ever catch you
親に見つかったら
"I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off"
「オナニーしてない、掃除してたら電池が切れたんだ」
You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago?
4日前に書いた曲を聴きたいか?
'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it
だって他に選択肢はねえから、お前も興味があるかも
Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it
そうだ、聴きたい風に振舞えばいいんだ
'Cause otherwise we'll play it twice
さもないと2度聴くことになる
Yeah, you bastards, song goes like this
そうだ、この野郎、曲はこうだ