You Shave Your Ass!

Mark: You shave your ass!
Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls!
Mark has no hair on his whole body,
but a fucken wolverine growing in his pants, I swear to God.
It's got teeth and shit.
Mark: It's true.
Tom: He's got a scary looking penis.
Mark: True. I need your tax deductible donations for the
'Shave Mark Balls Program' please.
Tom: It's for charity, kids.
Mark: Send what you can. Donate your time.
Tom: You guys think that we're touring for own, no,
this is a charity tour for Mark's balls.
Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my nuts.
Please, give generously.
Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth
on any kind of electric shaver.