Follow The Leader
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts
Follow the leader, leader, leader
I could never leave ya, I am a believer
I have been to see ya in every single region
I’ve been close enough that I could
Slash ya with a cleaver
I just really need ya
I could dice you up and keep ya
Stick you on my wall beside
A photograph of Bieber
Take you out for walks
Peter, Timothy, Alan and Uncle Kiefer
They’d really love to meet ya
Can’t believe that soon I’ll meet ya
I’m gonna squeeze ya
I’ll put you in a sleeper
Take you home to Peterborough
Smoke some sour diesel bra
Ahh, Raff I’m so eager to meet ya
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts
I really hope you’ll come back to
Ma house after the show 'Cause if you don’t
I’m afraid that I’ll die slow
I’ll hold my breath, tell these medics
There ain't no medicine ready enough to cure
Such an aching in my soul
My love for you is like no other
Love there is or ever was
I know your favourite sweets apple
Crumble or lemon tops
That fucking slut was ungrateful
I’d let you wear your socks
I’d fucking wear you to dinner like
You’re a pair of Clogs
I’ve followed you since you were a
Flicker in your Mammy’s eyes
It’s a shame I can’t touch
You like it’s Hammer Time
I probably shouldn’t have done what I
Did but now I’m fine
I’m sat here reading this letter
Cursin’ my camera time
I check myself in the mirror
I see my hands are tied
Can’t do the gig with a vest or an AK49
All The World’s A Stage
Without my fans I’d die
Ay, so I’ll guess I’ll fucking walk the line
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts
It’s so confusing, you’ve got colder
You’ve been using me
I bought you t-shirts and chocolate
I sent you jewellery
Look at what you doin me
I’m cryin’ over stupid shit
Your songs are not about me
I am taking back my jewellery
You’re such a fucking homophobe
I wish I never let you in
To think that I was thinking maybe
I should let you live
I’m gonna blow up your family
Like I’m a terrorist you were my hero
My Jesus and now you’re my nemesis
I’ll climb up on your terrace
Menace into your fellowship
I’ll slit the throats of your relatives
Shoot that Jess in the belly
Feed you heroin, I gave you everything
Now you’ll come to bed with me
Forever you’re in debt with me
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts
Is this P? I got the letters you sent for me
St lukes is where you
Motherfuckin’ sentenced me
I just found your number
You’re the same one that’s been texting me
Stalkin’ me, there’s police
Outside your house, you’d better talk to me
Yeah, send ‘em in
This creepy cunt’s ignorin’ me
I think I hear something, wait wait
My name’s Paul, I’m a doorman
I wish my mum had aborted me
I’m divorced and I’m lost at the age of 43
I’m dressed awkwardly
People are always callin’ me Paula
Cause I like boys and I’m
Talkin’ about you constantly
Then I found out you were homophobic
And it got me so mad
I exploded and decided your homophobia was
Not gonna wash with me
You were threatening to slaughter me
That’s all I need
I’ll always love you my idol
I guess that’s all from me
I’m at your door you see, now try ignorin’ me
Heyy you, get the fuck off me! Get off me!
Hey!
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts
Follow the leader to the ends of the earth
Follow the leader
I’ve been there from the birth
Follow the leader i love all of your work
Follow the leader
Love you so much that it hurts