The Chrome Shoppe (Interlude)
Good morning, midnight, this is DJ Crash Crash
And I'm here at the Dark Park Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished
Y'all here know why we're getting our chrome right?
('Cause it won't shine by itself)
It won't shine by itself, right, it won't shine by itself is right
Well tonight, we've got the Electrified Betas throwing an end-of-the-world cyber freak festival
Some funny subsistence for y'all to do, don't let it break you now
Lookie here, we got the sisters looking good
Shining bright, here to tell y'all about it
Yeah, this is Melanie 45221
And Asada 8550
With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas!
We will be at the youth auditorium tonight
Along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority
Female alpha platinums are in for free
Clones and humans welcome after midnight
We're gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest
An atomic kissing contest and much, much more!
No bounty hunters allowed
Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi Mayweather, and you might get hurt!
Woo! That's right, sisters, power up, power up! Now take us to our next song
This is Cindy's newest jam, "Dance Apocalyptic", here at 105,5 WDRD