Fire Drill

Fire drill
There are too many
How many are real fires? Not any
If there was a real fire we'd get killed
Because we'd all assume it was another bloody drill
And it's a fire drill

In all my life
I must have done a fire drill a thousand times
In every single one of them the biggest joke is
The only fire you see is someone having a smoke
In a fire drill

It's cold outside
The gilet wеaring wardens are all wrapped up tight
I challеnge their authority - I decline
To join my whole department in a single file line
In a fire drill

Fire drill
It's a scam
To reinforce obedience to The Man
We are Pavlov's Personnel
Trained to use the stairs whenever we hear a bell
In a fire drill

Before I go
I'll finish what I'm doing and collect my coat
It isn't an emergency, I'm taking the lift
The fire safety officer is taking the mick
In a fire drill

Fire drill
There are too many
How many are real fires? Not any
If there was a real fire we'd get killed
Because we'd all assume it was another bloody drill
And it's a fire drill