The Moron Brothers

Talking about the Moron Bros'
tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They're idiots, losers, they're scum
taking avantage of everyone
you're a dog, they're your fleas
doing everything they can to spread disease

They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
leave with you microscopic bugs
their company is something you won't miss
then your icetrays are filled with piss

Chorus:

They are the Moron Brothers
don't get along with others

they'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
they'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch
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They'll ink your face, tape your eyelips closed
tabasco's in your mouth
there's mustard up your nose
when your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
just try to move your leg
they've put you in a cast

Chorus

they may not go down in history
but they'll go down on your sister
and your mother
and your father