Vagina

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
Her hair was shorter than mine
She told me she lived in the city
I never knew when she was lying
I first saw her in a gay bar (gay bar)
Kissing another girl
I told her "Baby I'm looking for a turn-on"
And she said "Welcome to my world"
Welcome to my world

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
She taught me how to dance
We used to do it, used to do it with the TV on
A political romance
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
She had her own way of doing things
My baby, she shoulda been king
'Cause she was strong but so understanding

Vagina, la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Vagina

Vagina, half-boy, half-girl
You never told me how you got your name
Guess you wanted a little fame
Well, guess you got what you wanted
You got what you wanted
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds (everybody now)
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
The best of both worlds