Tweezers

I pick my face for five minutes flat
Before I sit on the toilet...and let the poop out
Three zits, a pound of shit
Some wind ripped from me
In the strangest manner that had
Broke away my asshole

AS I SIT THERE
WITH MY BUNS SPREAD WIDE OPEN
A GIANT POOP STARTS TO COME FROM ME
"OWY MOMMY IT HURTS!"
I WIMPERED AND SAID
"ITS FROM THE TACO THAT I WAS FED!"
Mommy said "don't hesitate
JUST PUSH HARDER, DO IT FOR MOMMY!"

It's a big hard ball of poop, it rips the skin
Of my bum-hole, oh no, it's bleedin' now
I've got a big blunt object in me-bum
Just let the blood run red AND I CAN FEEL IT!

Holding my shit until the time is right
Holding my shit until the time is right
Holding my shit until the time is right
Holding my shit...
It's time x4

HOLDING (my shit)
HOLDING (my shit)
HOLDING (my shit)
HOLDING...

[Screaming in pain]

The poo poo - Inside me
The poo is - Inside me
The poo is - Against me
My mommy - Beside me
Squeezing out the pieces
Pushing out the shit
One more, two more
I dont want to poo no more
One more, two more
I dont want to poo no more
Inside the peices the corn hide from you
I want to see it
Spread before me
Poo - Is the only thing
That I would rather see
Getting flushed before me

I want it
I need it x4

I shit!

I don't want not to poo
I want to poo
I wanna poo
I'd rather poo
I wanna poo
You bitch

I don't need you anymore
I don't need you

IT'S POO TIME! x12