Ardy Party

[Verse 1]
Yo, yo, I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and socks
When he came to the party, he would make sure it rocks
He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy Dance
Leavin' every motherfucker with funk in they pants
Hey yo, it's Friday, you're at the jam of the year
But somethin's missin' there, man, Ardy ain't here
People standin' on the wall, not freakin' at all!
Check it, what you need to do is give Ardy a call
And then 60 seconds later there's a knock on the door (Who is it?)
My man Ardy with Bacardi, saying, "Get on the floor!"
And I been getting' down ever since he said that shit
At the dance club, havin' a conniption fit
Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy? (No one!)
And who smokes base back of the alley? (Ardy!)
When we found him on the street he was homeless and shit
So we addicted him to coke so he'd be dependent
Now, if he wants more drugs, he's gotta rock the rugs
Go down the ho stroll and pick up cock for us
Hey yo, Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body
That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party

[Chorus]
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party

[Verse 2]
Yo, Ardy stinks like a motherfucker drowning in shit
But the crazy part is how much I love that kid
He's intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting
For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything
"Like suck my dick?" Hell yeah, he'll suck your dick, nerd
You're holding weight, he'll do anything (Word?)
He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown
And if you got a girl over, you don't want him around
"'Cause he smells bad?" Nah, dawg, 'cause he'll snatch her up
Straight player for real, sporting sandals and socks
Picture the most disgusting fucking man on the planet
Then multiply that by eight, goddamn Ardy's great
Do anything for my ace, even clean his face
When the schmutz starts to dry, plus he always stays placed
In the brand new Tevas, bust the wool socks
You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks

[Chorus]
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)

[Verse 3]
Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen
The chicks know what I mean (He's so fresh and so clean)
He'll rub up on your leg without warning, start humping it
Oh lord, what's that smell in his pants? He's been dumping it
True game, making all the girls pause
(Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers)
If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would kill him
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a building
So I slip him PCP whenever he's not looking
So he keeps the party jumping from the floor to the ceiling
Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking on rocks
And don't forget, y'all, he's wearing sandals and socks

[Chorus]
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)

[Outro]
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks