Kubolorian Wishes

I wish I was Dracula
I would bite you
And turn you into a Vampire
So we can live forever

I wish I was Blade
I would borrow your might
And use it to fight the bad guys
And save the night

I wish I was a mosquito
I would pierce you
And drink until my fill
But not to kill

I wish I was Moses
I would stretch out my rod
And part your Red Sea
For my children to cross

But I am just Kubolor
So please call me wen you are through
Your cycle
Selling tinned tomatoes
Playing for Arsenal
Stopping at the red light

I wish I were Muhammed Ali
Oh he wishes
I would put on my gloves
Swing sting butterflies and bees
So my knuckles don't hurt you
When we box
Box
Box
Box

I wish I were world Pele
I would put on som socks
Sosete sau ciorapi?
So I don't sweat in your boots
When we score
The score is now 6, 9

I wish I were Spiderman
Spiderman Spiderman
Friendly neighbourhood Spiderman
I would put on my spandex
And swoop down from a tall building
A tall building
To scoop you up
Up up up
Up up up

I wish I were Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin
I would put on my hat
The guy with Adolf Hitler's mustache
And pay you a visit
To make you smile

But I'm just Kubolor
Just Kubolor
So please call me when you want your sex raw
Call me oh call me when you feel for honey
No plastic pollution
Call me just call me and come spend your money
No takeaway rubber
Call me oh call me when you feel for honey
Is it biodegradable
Call me just call me and come spend your money
Then I'll consider